A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...