If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...