God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...