Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
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Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
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Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
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After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Air disaster
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Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...