Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...