Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...