Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
DEADHEADS
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