Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...