Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.