What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...