How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.