House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...