Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...