Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...