Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...