Appropriate Penance
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Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
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The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
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