Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...