Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...