Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...