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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
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More than a hundred percent
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Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
I’ll have nun of that!
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An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
I’d Love To But…
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