He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Understanding Your Paycheck
Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...