A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...