The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...