Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...