Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...