Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...