Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...