Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...