What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...