ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...