10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...