Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...