A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...