Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...