Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.