Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”