Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...