Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...