Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...