The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...