If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...