Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!