Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...