Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...