Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!