cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...