Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...