Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...