The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...