Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...