Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....